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smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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brownkidd:

pipinero:

Black Widow Throw down… 

Wish I was limber enough to do this to someone.

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sosuperawesome:

Extreme close-ups of human eyes by Suren Manvelyan

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x-statix:

#about me

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New favourite joke:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

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right-as-rain:

Oh my god

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thefrogman:

It was on that day I learned that puppy teeth were personally sharpened by Satan.

This was last week’s Corg Life…

Check out this week’s all new episode! CLICK HERE!

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inequalityforall:

Holy shit…!

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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officialfrenchtoast:

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terrorless:

the-girl-who-laughed:

This is the most accurate picture I’ve ever seen.

my fucking life

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tumblingredpanda:

brianbuster:

mahjongnookulus:

Green ranger’s been watching Lucha Libre, I see.

Yo, that’s hella dope.

Daaaaaaaaaaammn!! :O

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