keys2infinity:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met

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captainarlert:

frothyfrothy-loins:

askinnyblackman:

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

tunnaa-unnaa:

oh no it’s the tie tans

………….

…….

….

what the shit

they are wearing ties

what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”

sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering

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nerdsandgamersftw:

tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

plot twist

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clituorice:

tupacabra:

dentist: ok now open wide

me:

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gethenian:

hiddlestonhug:

my-jumbled-thoughts:

hannlbalism:

cinematicnomad:

teeheehaha-ara:

waitingfornothing-andwastingaway:

jaba-the-slut:

PLOT TWIST.

this is incredible

I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING

this was too amazing not to reblog

WELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTED. woah.

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Alexa Meade


She’s brilliant.

Wow! Amazing!

Mind=blown

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mstrkrftz:

Time Stacks by Matt Molloy

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b0nk3rz:

that’s some final destination shit

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roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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blackbanshee:

schmorgyborgy:

I put my cat in a sweater

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oh. my. GOD.

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hotdadcalendar:

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read about Aubrey Plaza

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theconquerorwurmple:

I’m really a cat person

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iamthegreeneyedmonster:

wander-to-the-stars-above:

streetstar2007:

falconrune:

malformalady:

This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands

#one step closer to being a cat

Cant wait to eat some ass with this

what

that comment tho^^

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