so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
Black Widow Throw down…
Wish I was limber enough to do this to someone.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
It was on that day I learned that puppy teeth were personally sharpened by Satan.
This was last week’s Corg Life…
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss